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Mee too… Well, it means the fediverse is getting popular!
Pron and spam… It means success!
Smells like… victory
🫣
Why haven’t these romantic bots reached out to me 🤖💔 These robots are hurting my self esteem 😢
🥵 HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA 🔥 --> totallynotascam. com
Feel better now?
❤️🤖
Just give me your credit card and bank account details and your hookup will be there in no time!
I never seem to get appropriately coded romance scams.
I guess the RFI from my computer is jamming the gaydar.
I didn’t get one either ☹️ I’m so starved for female attention I’d happily speak to a romance scammer, just can’t bring myself to do it on a non open platform.
How you doin’ 😉😏
Got one too, we did it Lemmy! We’re in the big leagues now!
You mean, … she’s not real? Say it isn’t so!
And me! There’s dozens of us!
Some of the first ever spam messages were also sent on a decentralized, federated forum: Usenet.
That’s how you know we made it :D
Ayyy, I got one too!
A spam message that is.
I can fix her
Let Me Solo Her
You can tell she’s not a real girl by the lack of cat ears
She’s not crossing her eyes and sticking her tongue out either.
You can also tell it by the fact this is Lemmy we’re talking about. /s
There zero– I repeat, –ZERO girls on the internet. There wasn’t any, and there never will. You saw someone post a pic of themselves, and they were a girl? That’s AI. Went on a videocall with a woman? That’s heavy makeup (and AI). In fact, the term GIRL aactually means Guy In Real Life. Girls on the internet are actually goverment drones built to mess with MY feelings, and they will probably mess with yours, too. Be careful, they may be watching us right now… ARGH!!
I feel like I’ve been violently ripped back in time to 2011. This is glorious
The Fediverse Scamgirl!
Awkward Nerd Girls Want In Your DMs! They’re not in your area, just online!
I almost made this same post and then decided I didn’t care enough. This was my take on the same;
Also interesting that she has a different username literally everywhere and she’s speaking English, “from” Toronto, on a Swedish Lemmy instance.
Also, the term “pre-health science”, that “she” used has never been used in Canada as far as I know. We don’t even say pre-med. Either you are in med school, or you are trying to get in, taking a variety of courses. There is no defined set of courses that we call pre-med.
Other differences between us and the US regarding post-secondary education:
Canadian universities are also almost completely free of fraternities and sororities.
We have sports scholarships, but they are nowhere near as lavish as in the US. Sports in general is a minor sideline for Canadian universities.
And to us, college always means community college. University is university (and never “uni” as some benighted countries call it).
She’s the girlfriend from Canada your friend who came out of the closet in college told you about in high school.
Oddly specific
I got the exact same pic but different text.
Did you check the livestream at Peertube? They recorded someone on a loop or something. Creepy.
I got the exact same message, twice, from two different accounts.
Congratulations on being irresistible to Polish girls from Toronto.
Not sure how my wife would feel about that lol
Ask her and find out! We await your report! As does Nicole!
Same, but different city. Very annoying shit.
From day 1. You’re all bots
Everybody on Fedi is a bot except you
Beep boo- hey shut up, you stupid bot!
You’ll ruin it for the rest of us!
Hey, that hurt my simulated feelings
Dead internet theory strikes again
Joined 1 year ago. 0 posts. >500 comments. Surely a real human! /s
Hey got the same one.
Is nicole cheating on me? q.q
She messaged me twice.
I’ll make sure to say hi for you next time.
Fediverse has grown big enough for this to occur
Isn’t that a good thing?
Yea it is
Hey I got this message, we are going to be going on a date soon. I just need to help her with some financials first, but I don’t see it as an issue.
Remember to give her your bank account details. It will make everything easier.
i got the same message a few hours ago
Lol, same
I even saw that account commenting on one of my posts, reported it and got removed
Me too. Twice. Same message, same picture, two different users.
I did notice that Lemmy is mysteriously bereft of women. I wonder what you needy bastards did…
Darn, and I was so sure that it was specifically me that these Polish chicks were interested in. I got two messages.
I wonder if I could get two of these bots to talk to each other…
Maybe it would fill up their servers’ storage
I’m more interested in power and hardware on queries ;)
I was told horny moms in my neighborhood were available.
I am the horny lonely single in your area.
I thought she was just lonely and extremely awkward.
She is, and you’re the only person who can fix it, message now!
It doesn’t take long to realize one can post in a “penpal” or similar communtity (create one if there isn’t) rather than messaging an awful number of strangers. Spamming is not okay either way, too bad few people realize it is spam without it being exposed by others.
Oh so it was a bot.
I’ve had a few random PMs from confused people that were just one offs and thought this was one of them. But that is verbatim the message I got from the account.
I didn’t even consider it was a scammer, I thought it was some sort of self promotion
Did you… Not suspect it was a bot?
It was a 50/50. Given the other strange DMs I’ve gotten, I really couldn’t tell 100%.
Exactly the same feeling for me. My first DM ever and it seemed suspicious. I get a lot of these annoying things in Telegram. They all start the same so it’s easy to figure out. But this one was different. Although the same, in the sense that they always introduce themselves yet still don’t seem to have anything to say, initially.
Oh Dann I got this same message but it got deleted before I checked my inbox. I guess the instance mods are on point.
